accidental alabama

When you have a date with someone and you find out they are related to you.

I went on a hot date, but we had to cool it down because it turns out we pulled an accidental alabama... she was my cousin.

by m3m3 b01 girk February 5, 2018

Chody Alabama

Just regular White Alabama. We refer to it as Chody Alabama because it is full of chodes. It is a very sacred place, and the mating place for all chodes.

"Sweet Chody Alabama!"
"What the fuck is that?"
"Alabama is the land of the chodes, where the girls have bigger dicks than the boys."

by ChodeMasterAMV May 5, 2018

Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them

Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

Alabama Blowpop

Pop rocks in your partners mouth while reciveing a wet sloppy bj

Deandre: ayy bruh that nig down at the club had this girl give him an alabama blowpop!

Kevin: nigga you wack bruh

Deandre: bruh ill throw fidy g's on dat bitch

by West, Jason September 5, 2009

University of Alabama

A state funded university located in Central Alabama. It is well known for its beautiful campus, excellent academic standards, attractive coeds, and storied athletics program. This institution has garnered a great deal of esteem in both academics and athletics, so much so that vacuous simpletons that are wildly covetous of said achievements are compelled to go onto websites and use sophomoric insults to describe this excellent bastion of higher learning.

See also: Main cause of little brother syndrome.

At the University of Alabama, student athletes are actually required to not only attend classes, but also be able to pass them.

by Literate individual August 28, 2006

Alabama Jousting

The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.

Hey, do you want to go Alabama Jousting with me tonight?

by PatelDid7/11 January 14, 2016

alabama grills

alabama grills, when your nailing a chick in the ass and you wipe your muddy crutch on her pearly whites

a."dude i was out of my face last nite, i gave jan some alabama grills"
a."she looked like lil john, with her grills, then i iced em"
b."aw dude that nasty"

by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008