premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015

Uterus account

A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.

My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.

by riyalee22b February 24, 2019

Female Accountability

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by TheCoolBeans February 22, 2021

whale account

A whale account, is an account usually in a gacha game, that a player spends a hefty amount of money on. Either for characters, skins, or weapons. Players who play like this, typically spend well over 200$ on a game to feed their gacha addiction. However, players who play like this are usually frowned upon because of they don’t experience games as a F2P player would.

person 1: Hey I heard you got the new character, congrats!

person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!

person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!

by yetiswear April 7, 2021

Kin Account

Joe Account but Kin

This username and password cannot be used as it is detected as a Kin Account.

by RaePseudonym July 20, 2021

Anonymous Account

An account that is used to hide someone's identity, typically to avoid drama. Not to be confused with a Burner Account which is used to start drama.

This is also used for vigilantism that most pedophiles, zoophiles and common criminals should be a ware of but It is also used by their targets to avoid being exposed.

Guy 1: Hey, have you used a Burner Account?
Guy 2: No. That account is used to start drama, I have an Anonymous Account just to hunt Pedophiles.
G1: Nice, how many Pedos you exposed?
G2: about 3.

by Ronald Lee February 1, 2022

The Accountant SA

A tattooed ripped stud who people often confuse for a personal trainer, which is good because he loves being in the gym. He’s actually a very very clever tax accountant and a mathamagician. He likes to take selfies of himself and looking in the mirror, but also likes accounting, tax and maths.

The Accountant SA is so ripped, but geez he knows his tax and accounting stuff and knows a thing or two about business.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022