Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

He needed to watch the light, but he broke it

Filming Guy: Kevin, watch the light dude
Kevin: *Smash*

by Annie's Angels December 17, 2019

Kevin

Name

Kevin is nice.

by KP1369 December 21, 2019

Kevin

A true psychopath like the Kevin from home alone

Man your being a real Kevin right now

by Like2spoopy4me December 22, 2019

Kevin

A fat Asian who thinks he is black and hangs out with all the black kids

Kevin stop hanging out with the black kids,they will steal all your money

by Bentlyboy333482 December 24, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a guy you want to be around with, he can be very soft and gentle to you and loves you for who you are. But sometimes Kevin has his phases of loosing hope, being angry, feel hate and he just wants to be alone, but at the end of the day, he won't harm the people he loves the most. Kevin can be very sensitive and emotional when talking about his family or friends. He has the most beautiful eyes and a very gentle touch, his dark brown hair amazes everyone. Kevin's also very passionate about music, cars and movies; he can be a huge nerd from time to time.

If you find a Kevin, keep him and don't let him go out of your life, if you do that; so will he.

Who's that guy over there? Oh it's Kevin, <insert name here> 's boyfriend.

by NoName44 April 24, 2019

Kevin

he's an introvert around people but with the people in the friend group he's still an introvert just a more threatening one. Your goal at the beginning of the year was to hear him talk, turns out he does talk just the only volume he has is whisper. He is a good friend even though he's super jumpy and afraid of everything

friend: man he's such an introvert
other friend: he must be a Kevin

by emilia1010 April 26, 2019