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Jason

A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.
by jason 67579 May 10, 2018
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You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023
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It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.
“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.
by Austinhere October 15, 2019
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An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name
Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*
by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019
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A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.
Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****
by Dark Creature September 22, 2020
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A guy who frowns when he smiles.
Oh hey its jason, is he smiling or frowing?
by WackyWavyArmGuy December 14, 2018
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Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
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