filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

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Filthy Rhino

Using the contents of her cat's litter box to lubricating dat fat, stanky snatch. Then you 1) grab a roll of duct tape, 2) find her obscenely large dildo, 3) strap that shit to yo face, and 4) get a running start and kamikaze dat fat juicy thunt.

Guy 1: "Yo, last week I met this crazy bitch at the bar..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, how was she?"
Guy 1: "She made me Filthy Rhino her..."
Guy 2: "What the hell is that?!"
Guy 1: "She won't have to clean her litter box for another week... Don't ask."

by FluffyWalrus February 3, 2014

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Filthy Kitty

Unkempt or unshaven pubic hair on a woman

Eric - That chick is a dime!
Todd - Yeah man, but Mike told me she has one filthy kitty.
Eric - Fucking gross dude, what the fuck

by Mr. Tomatoman Something January 15, 2015

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Filthy Fajita

Filthy fajita is being defined as A group of friends who circle jerk each of around a camp fire while being filmed by the mum while she is having a orgasm.

Filthy Fajita is Having a circle jerk while your mum squirts on my face

by Pork Chop Whitesides August 2, 2016

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Filthy Giblets

In video gaming: the bloody chunks or pieces of a non-player character's or player's body that are gratuitously thrown in multiple directions, often sliding on the ground or hurtling through the air, after being dealt a direct hit with a frag or other high intensity weapon such as the tau cannon or gauss gun introduced in the game Half Life. Also commonly shortened to gibs, however the usage of the descriptive form defined here provides a much more satisfying form of humiliation to the unfortunate recipient of the high energy weapon blast.

Dude, I just got covered in your filthy giblets when I gauss jumped off your head. I think your scrotum ended up in the next room beside your small intestine. Or maybe that's your colon. I don't know; I can't tell. Are you going to respawn now or just leave the server?

by Scythe October 11, 2016

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