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Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
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Louisiana cock sex

Guy 1: Dude they were having Louisiana cock sex!
Guy 2: Damn, hope they watched out for the Rougarou
by cracklord69 November 7, 2020
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Louisiana Lug Nut

When you nut on a girls bellybutton and plug it with the tip of your weiner
Did yall hear she got a Louisiana Lug Nut last night?
by Tbar3 March 26, 2019
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Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly
Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019
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louisiana pole vaulting

The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.
by Daanile December 9, 2006
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Louisiana Bayou Brownies

The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.
Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.

Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.
by Csmasher June 13, 2011
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