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Life

The long, painful process of dealing with other peoples' insecurities about their existence.
Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020
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Is the worst joke humans ever backfired on themselves this is Purgatory last chance to earn less suffering in Hell
Life finds a way
by Master Cheif Zero January 15, 2017
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No-Life

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Dared me to make him the definition of No-Life so here you go
HEY NO-LIFE GET OUTTA YO DAMN ROOM
by OhHeyLookAPotato May 10, 2021
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Life

A hopeless void of pain and suffering and no matter what you do everything still sucks
"Hey how are you?"
"Its life man."
by Philosopher of Pain May 19, 2023
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Life

Sh¡t that no one cares about
Why do we have a life
by jonnE141 November 16, 2019
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something you don't have since you looked it up
by cantnevercould February 24, 2020
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Is a path of lots of twists and turns but at one point you fall off a cliff.
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