tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

Zoo

The Hmong word for “Good” and many, many more definitions in the hmong langauge.
It is also pronounce (ZHONG) Long O sound.

Nyob ZOO koj nyob li cas lawm (Hello how are you?)

by immortal taisi June 23, 2022

Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022

Zoo wee mama

A victory cry that is used after you did something atrocious such as mass genocide

Hitler said "Zoo wee mama" After sending 6 million jews to God's PO box

by Forsakened Sins January 2, 2022

liquid zoo

It's an aquarium.

Innocent pirate: (lisping) Mom, can we go to the liquid zoo?
Mom: You mean the aquarium?

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 5, 2022

Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo

Daniel's full name.
Someone who always says "That's bullying," and always fake screams.

"Hi, Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo," said Bob.
"That's bullying," said Daniel.

by ⠀ June 5, 2022

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022