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only yokes

just kidding. only yokes is another way of saying only kidding or only joking.
“i have a crush on you”
only yokes!
by i eat corn December 26, 2022
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Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes in barmy stories that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days and of course it’s possible for an inaminate object to move against the tide.

Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.
by MB_NB July 9, 2023
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Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.
Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.
by MB_NB July 9, 2023
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Get yolked

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better
“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”
by anonymous July 17, 2023
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jap yoke

"I just installed a stage 1 remap in me jap yoke, smoked some fella in a beamer".
by Myabut reeks February 10, 2024
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unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.
While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”
by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024
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Make Yokes A Fiver Again

means the people of the world want yokes to be a fiver again
make yokes a fiver again
by oliver walker mert April 24, 2024
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