Woo-pank

The act of evicting fecal matter from the body, wiping, then followed by pleasuring yourself... And another wipe.

"boys, got to get home. Been absolutely bursting for a woo-pank." exclaimed Jack.

"My mum caught me having a woo-pank, I don't know what's worse... Her seeing me shitting, or bashing one out?" Alleged Ammar (the hammar).

by Pwankerson November 13, 2019

wee woo

that funny sound banks make when I go in them for a withdrawal

the bank goes wee woo

by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve May 2, 2021

Jimmy Woo

The modern day Rick roll but with the hottie that is actor Jimmy Woo

“You just got jimmy woo’d”

by DocSparkles March 6, 2021

stephen woo

a persian mafia gangster who throws up circles in the air and smokes jeffreys without hands.

Dude, have you seen that Stephen WOO? hes such a stud muffin falsely accusing others of smoking.

by Falsely-accused818 October 27, 2011

squiggle woo

Sqiggle woo is a number that goes between 7 an 8 the word is so old its not even on the internet and no one uses it anymore. The word is real and it is only used by few people over the age of 50

my mom taught me a very old number called squiggle woo ,it goes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 squiggle woo 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 sqiggteen 18 19 20 and so on

by ashlysnowflake March 17, 2017

Whoopty woo

Your FWB. Your hook up. Your person to play with.

“Got dicked down by my Whoopty woo”
“Imma head to my Whoopty Woos House”

by 9414britt June 18, 2018

college woo

The sound that college students make representing excitement. Usually accompanied by one hand holding an alcohol filled red cup and the other hand in a "Rock On" sign.

Walking down frat row, you hear a college woo coming from a drunken crowd: "Go Bears! Wooo!"

by allknowingandbeautiful December 4, 2010