Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023

wizard of ooze

A joking way to refer to the film the Wizard of Oz, or a way to describe strange or extraordinary circumstances, especially those with parallels to the film. May also refer to a wholesome, happy movie or an old-timey one.

"What is this, Wizard of Ooze?"
"Wizard of Ooze is my favorite movie dawg"
"You guys need to stop acting like Wizard of Ooze rejects"
"You skate park rejects ain't even seen Wizard of Ooze"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

Wizard Sleeve

Another name for penis or vagina. Really can use it for anything

My wizard sleeve almost frozen in the chilly wind when I pee’d outside last night

by Joe man February 7, 2024

wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024