wizard

1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose

1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?

by Mastikator November 4, 2004

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Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard

"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

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wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 9, 2014

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Wizard Lumps

Edible products containing THC, like pot brownies or cookies. Derives from the archaic use of wizard as an adjective by the Royal Air Force, meaning "superb", and lumps due to their shapes.

I barely get high anymore from eating (wizard) lumps all week.

Are these wizard lumps gluten-free or what?

by Cloobus February 4, 2014

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summon a wizard

To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.

Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"

by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011

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Also referred to as The Dark Side Of OZ, when watching The Wizard Of OZ, listen to Pink Floyd's album Dark Side Of The Moon.
Start track 1 from the album right as the lion roar's the second time, at the beginning.
Doing this has an odd synchronization, however Pink Floyd has came out and said that it is merely a coincidence.
A lot of people who listen and watch also trip shrooms, making for a truly intense experience :)

'Yo man, did you like The Wizard Of Floyd?' 'Yeah man, I was trippin balls'

by adam skywalka November 24, 2013

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