A phrase coined by the German metal band Das Poot. To drop your pants, bend over, and show someone your crack.
by Sir Alexander July 24, 2008
by fasciitis May 10, 2005
noun: An overpowering amount of ugliness appearing on a person's face. No matter what that person can do to make themselves appear more attractive, they fail miserably and possibly become uglier or fugly. At this point, the name ' shit smile ' comes into play.
example # 1" Hey, is Joe still going out with Shit Smile ?" asked Mike.
" No. " replied Sue. " He dumped that ugly bitch months ago "
example #2: Darla got chills as she was placing her groceries down on the conveyer belt at the local grocery store. She had been warned of the hediousness that resided and worked there, but nothing like the shit smile that was indeed, her cashier.
example #3: "No one will ask me to prom this year...how could they? I'm the ugliest girl in school." sobbed Patricia. For she understood that being a shit smile, life would never be easy.
" No. " replied Sue. " He dumped that ugly bitch months ago "
example #2: Darla got chills as she was placing her groceries down on the conveyer belt at the local grocery store. She had been warned of the hediousness that resided and worked there, but nothing like the shit smile that was indeed, her cashier.
example #3: "No one will ask me to prom this year...how could they? I'm the ugliest girl in school." sobbed Patricia. For she understood that being a shit smile, life would never be easy.
by TEE NAH NAH April 20, 2006
by PhilN February 18, 2006
The act of performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating. The blood on the mouth of the person doing it looks like a big red clown mouth.
by A. Walton September 27, 2005
Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.
by Bdex October 04, 2013
any smile exhibiting bad teeth, characterized by poor orthodontia, caries, and other dental maladies stereotypically associated with the British, but actually observed in all peoples globally.
The authenticity of english spy character, austin powers, was sacrificed in the movie sequel when he lost his british smile.
by T. Emerson Coleman November 24, 2007