Wisconsin Mudslide

Before treating your woman to a routine back massage, fill the evening with cheap Wisconsin Ale. While she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its massage oil. Phase 2: Reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like Pete Rose...

See Also Monsoon Assassin

I just had to try that Wisconsin Mudslide last night, and boy it was grrrrrrrreat...

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Wisconsin badger

a generally very hot, happy person who knows how to party and has a lot of sex. Is often hated on by people from surrounding schools that aren't ranked as high, such as Minnesota and, as previously stated, Iowa. Don't be angry because you had to go to your safety school. But yeah, they have a pretty amazing time in college, work hard, and do well. After they graduate, they generally get a sweet ass job and live the life. So yeah, being a badger is pretty amazing - you should try it some time - i'd highly recommend it!

Apparently a Hawkeye? - "I hate those fucking Wisconsin badgers, so i'm going to stereotype them as being large, overweight losers, as i've probably never actually been to Madison before...."
Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"

I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate

just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......

Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"

by TheDictionKing May 26, 2009

Wisconsin

A cesspool of low IQ, a garbage pile of a state that should it be wiped out by the most inhumane and bloody way possible the world would cheer. Everybody is constantly in a state of despair and will continue to be in such until this mistake, this abomination is purged from the earth.

Wisconsin is a fucking shithole. Jesus christ they even lie about being the Cheese capital of the world. Honestly how fucking stupid can you get

by Mcthugalot January 29, 2020

Wisconsin Tickler

a dildo made out of cheese.

"Pull that Wisconsin tickler out of your ass!"

by TCK82 February 15, 2008

Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.

We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.

by chrles2394 October 18, 2015

True Wisconsinite

When you are drunk off your ass and masturbate with a cheese hat on. While doing this you are to staring at a picture of Aaron Rodgers kissing Ryan Braun.

Damn, after this I might be a True Wisconsinite Today.

Babe, will you be a True Wisconsinite with me?

by SunkCarroTt December 24, 2020

Take me to Wisconsin

to make a whine line from your present location to the border of Wisconsin

Shutup and take me to wisconsin !

by lesbianwhinelineseeker April 18, 2009