When you call in for a friend after he has a wank, he will be sitting with a sweaty head and a greasy greasy hair"doo". Therefore he has a wankers doo
Knock Knock
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now
by bob ewing, nothern ireland July 6, 2009
Get the Wankers Doo mug.Pathetic excuse for a man. Like the above. Befriends women but due to screwed perception, mistakes simple friendship for sexual interest to the point of stalking. This always culminates in sobbing and self love in public places.
'Oh dear, Steve disappeared the night before thanksgiving. He was very drunk and upset with his housemate.'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
by svenjamie November 10, 2014
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The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.
These people are called coffee wankers.
These people are called coffee wankers.
Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009
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by j5_teh_evil November 16, 2002
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Get the bloody wanker mug.Cretinous, jobless males commonly found in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago. Approaching 30 or over, receding hairline social reject who couldn't get any in high school and is capitalizing off a fad to get some mad vag from boyish girls who think they're very "euro", smoke to cover their halitosis, drink PBR because it's cool & they're broke spending their money on something "artsy", whilst growing mad hair in hopes that it will cover their fugly faces and whale belly's, and have highly intelligent conversations while thoroughly intoxicated.
Can you believe that wicker clown actually asked me to buy him a PBR? He's so old, it's weird that he doesn't have a job.
by thestarwitness July 10, 2009
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