wet dream

What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.

Aw, shit. Another wet dream.

by fdsgwerfg October 15, 2007

wet

Cigrettes, cocaine. Smoking. Drugs.

1. I couldn't find that wet I buried.

2. Hit the wet.

3. Stop with the wet.

by Ghiz January 3, 2005

wet nurse

Someone who breastfeeds a baby when its mother cannot.

I had a masectomy so my sister wet nursed little Johnny.

by Lokix July 21, 2008

I’m wet

What you say to your man when you are horny and you want some attention

Babe I’m wet.
Bet. Come thru

by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018

Wet Popper

A woman shoves a filled water balloon up her vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. She then jumps up and down to feel the vibration of the water bouncing around. This is when the guy comes in.... the man begins to insert his penis in her vaginal tube and thrusts as hard as he can until it pops and squirts all over them. Then he has to stick his head up her vagina to get loose pieces of wet rubber. You would also use a water filled condom.

I just gave Fircoota a Wet Popper lastnite. She got freeky :)

by Kitten and the Dog January 17, 2011

Wet Dumpling

A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.

Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017

Wet fog

When you have so much cum in your eye that you cant see bc your a whore and you know it

James: Jessie i will give you a wet fog tonight

Jessie: ok but im blind enough so be slow

by Queefqueef3000 February 17, 2022