water garbage

The grimy nasty shit that sometimes leaks out of the garbage bag, the worst kind of garbage. Or just garbage that is really wet. They are both equally bad.

Andrew Luck is playing like water garbage.

LOL (Andrew) Luck is water garbage.

by water-garbage November 23, 2015

Midnight water

When you drink water late at night (generally 12 - 4 AM) and it tastes so fuckin' good

*discord chat at 2 AM*
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"

by IWantAgoodPegging February 21, 2021

water ninja

US Navy SEAL

Death by water ninja

by VAW666 January 10, 2009

water bear

noun
the “invincible” animal that everyone thinks they’re special for knowing it exists, but most people don’t even know what the actual name of the thing is, which is tardigrade

Hey dude have you heard of this thing called the water bear? It’s invincible and can survive in any environment and-

Shut the FUCK up

by Butterscotchyyy July 1, 2018

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

Drink of water

Old timey method of saying that a person is attractive. Used in a time when, unlike today, it was impolite to state what exactly on your mind.

1938: would you look at that dame, she sure is a cool drink of water!
2019: That chick is hott..I'd love to tongue-punch her fartbox!

by Tim-o-tay April 3, 2019

Lightning Water

A high-proof, high octane, alcohol that is a blend of homemade whiskey and moonshine.

“I see you don’t have your teeth in today”
“I hit the lightning water a little too hard last night”

by Kaoticnoise December 25, 2018