Watch This Drive

When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.

"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."

*down bong water*

by Ratticus_Finch July 17, 2022

watching sportscenter

a term for smoking marijuana.

old lady: what are you doing tonight?

dude: watching sportscenter, watching the cardinals game.

old lady: tight

by clammy11239 April 27, 2010

Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.

Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.

by TG01 October 16, 2020

toe watch

Being on the look out for good toes on any and everyone.

Kylie is on toe watch right now.

by kayjamxx June 10, 2017

Zulu Watch

A watch preferably a plain digital Casio which is set to the wrong time for aviation purposes

I just got my Zulu watch so now i wont be late for any more flights.

by fly4awhiteguy August 7, 2012

Pack Watch

The activity of staying vigilant for bozos to roast to death (RIP BOZO).

Originates from slang for “pack,” which refers to a pack of drugs; to smoke another’s pack implies that you have killed them for their pack and are know enjoying the drugs contained therein.

We stay smoking on that Alec Baldwin pack #RIPBOZO #PACKWATCH PACK WATCH GANG

by NavyMonkey69 November 24, 2021

Bird Watching

Sitting down for a second at a large party/gathering and checking out girls.

We went to Josh’s 70s party. He had a couch in the backyard, so we did some bird watching.

by @kul September 19, 2021