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Chain Drive Wallet

Wallet usually made of leather, usually large size that is carried in a hip pocket and secured to the wearers belt by a chain. Popular with bikers and truck drivers.
The guy was carrying about a thousand dollars in one of those chain drive wallets.
by zboss November 5, 2006
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Weenie to Wallet Ratio

When the size of your pecker is disproportionate to the size of your wallet.

If you have a small Weenie to Wallet ratio, chances are that you drive an expensive or highly modified vehicle to "make up" for your shortcomings.

Conversely, if you have a high Weenie to Wallet Ratio, you might drive something nice, but not feel the need to higly modify it or draw excess attention.
Look at that little nerd in the new Beemer. He's got a smalll Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

Check out that short litter fucker in the lifted truck. He must have a really small Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

I would turbo charge my Polaris RAZR 'S', but my Weenie to Wallet Ratio is too high.
by tbrown68 May 19, 2009
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Bring My Wallet

Also known as BMW, Bring My Wallet is a coined termed for BMW drivers. They must Bring Their Wallet everywhere they go, because they will never know when their BMW will break down.

See BMW.
Jeff: "before we go, I have to Bring My Wallet. In cease the BMW breaks down again"

Jimmy: "Ya I agree. I don't have any tow coverage so good idea"
by Oldman Lincoln August 2, 2018
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white wallet

Ultimate expression of geekdom- the white leather wallet. usually accompanied by a pocket protector and over-the-calf tube socks.
Herschel is a white wallet. He has a white wallet with a picture of Einstein on it. What a neo maxie zoom dweebie!
by Detachable-P-nis June 8, 2009
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Lost My Wallet

Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.
Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."

Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."

Example 2

"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.
by SFWI85 April 10, 2011
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fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.
I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.
by trabenbass April 18, 2011
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chain wallet lesbian

A female who is attracted to the same sex and resemble the kind of lady you see in prison not in porn.
Lindsay Lohan is totally getting violated by a chain wallet lesbian right now. Yeah, but I'd still watch.
by Ruffalowned July 24, 2010
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