Waffle Stomping

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.

"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

by BigBlackDickWaffleStomper August 31, 2016

steve waffles

Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.

Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!

by dom93hatch November 27, 2006

Struggle waffles

When you make waffles and realize you have no syrup so you have to eat the waffles with no syrup and you have to just eat the dry waffle or waffle with butter and deal with the struggle

Guy 1: "Man, I had struggle waffles this morning because my mom forgot to buy syrup last night." Guy 2: "I feel ya man, I had to eat some struggle waffles myself the other night, just the waffle and butter." Guy 1: "yeah, the struggle is real."

by Ordol09 December 19, 2013

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

waffles

worst food ever its no good and you should vote pancakes becoz pancakes are better

pancakes > waffles

pancakes rule!!!

waffles sucks!!!

by the pancake queen January 16, 2007

moon waffle

Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.

Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".

by Edgar Allen Snail September 3, 2013

Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle June 5, 2018