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mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
by kackackackac December 13, 2009
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Able-Wackets

A saliors card game in wich the loser is slapped with a knotted hankerchief.
Gean: "Boom Shocka"

Freddie: "You betch"

J doe: "You sure u know whats going on?"

Gean: "ID care, this is fun and I get to Able-Wackets U and Fred
by sillyrabbitdck's-r4chicks October 18, 2009
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Slug Walkers

Pedestrians who, after you graciously allow them to walk in front of your car, SLOWLY inch across the street like Royalty strolling through the park, completely disregarding the notion that you might have shit to do and places to go.
I should have run down those oblivious slug walkers right in the street.
by Misterwrite August 6, 2010
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Penis Whackers

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.
Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."
by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010
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Shack wacker

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.
you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!
by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011
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Eurobox Wankers

The drivers of bog standard, hatchback vehicles, who presume themselves to be fashionable, urbane, and sophisticated, but in reality cannot afford the insurance, or are not possessed of the imagination or originality to drive something more interesting.
Eurobox wankers, are the drivers of any old rubbish made by Vauxhall, Ford, and any of the following:
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
by The galloping major October 29, 2011
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Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana
by hnfr February 3, 2015
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