Breeze Wash

The act of using febreeze to "wash" bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. Usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.

ex:1
-Hey man we gotta go now! Else we'll be late for the party!

-Oh I totally forgot! Hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.

ex:2
-I have no clean shirts!

-No prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.

by breezer101 November 17, 2009

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Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

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Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

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Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

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Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick February 13, 2012

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Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

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