der Baum von neben an

Ein Freund wenn man sonst keinen hat
P1 “Wer ist das?”
P2 “Der Baum von neben an
by thetree3000 June 07, 2022
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 13, 2011
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Von Strike

Showing extreme emotion followed by a strong insult.
Jordan once shot the child because of his von strike violence.
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Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.
"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
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Von Hugel'ed

To crash your body into someone else's body due to a rush of excitement, which may or may not result in knocking the other person to the ground. This term was created in honor of a contestant who almost knocked Ryan Seacrest down on the talent show American Idol. The term began receiving prominence after the video went viral on the web.
"When I found out I won, I was so excited that I Von Hugel'ed the guy giving me the trophy."

"Sorry man, can't believe I Von Hugel'ed you in my fit of excitement. Let me help you off the floor."
by dplevrites April 05, 2012
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Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.
by October 03, 2023
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