Volkan

A man named Volkan might seem like a random guy at first sight but once you get to know him better you will realize he's a keeper. Not only is he funny, smart and a good dancer. He will also remember everything you tell him so the next time you meet him he has your favourite snacks and drinks prepared. Besides that he gives the best hugs and has mastered the art of the perfect kiss. He will surprise you with little gestures, invite you on cute little dates and always says "text me when you get home". He will reschedule trips and sacrifice his sleep to see you. And on top of that he's hot too.

"Why are you smiling all the time?" - "It's because of Volkan"

by Surprise_Sophieeeeeee November 3, 2022

Volaid

A mixture of vodka and Koolaid; a very ghetto drink but surprisingly very good.

Man...I got really really hammered last night on my volaid concoction!

by BSB November 20, 2007

vodkazilla

A monster among all vodka drinkers. To stand tall above all others in any gaming event.

That dude is a hardcore vodkazilla.
Man call me the modern day vodkazilla on this game

by Desprate for words January 7, 2010

Vodka Smack

The dirty slap given by a vodka driven russian.

Babushka... Vodka Smack that motherfuckin whore!

by NinjaaK March 14, 2011

Vodkab

A bee that sucks the sweet nectar of alcohol in massive quantities and or makes fail decisions between choice (A) and (B).

Usually a bad ass mother-fucker that gives little mmorpg fan-boys cold chills and in some cases inspires hard-core Banana Cake.

noob1:Dude i talked to Vodkab last night for 20 minutes!!!

noob2:Your a noob i talked to her for almost a whole 45 minutes last weekend. Freakin noob.

by rotingmortal March 3, 2011

vodka party

An event at which people get wasted whilst tasting and comparing a number of home-made, flavoured vodkas; small quantities of drink mixers are used during a typical vodka party and most drinks are served in shot glasses.

The vodka parties are normally held on or near the Polish Independence Day, 11th Nov.

"Miss it's just a hangover." - A&E doctor, day after vodka party

by lukesz November 1, 2011

vodkatarded

The state of complete and total stupidity that is a direct effect of a long night of drinking vodka.

I hate when Kelly drinks alot of vodka. She gets all vodkatarded and sloppy.

by queen of vodkatardedness January 1, 2012