van alstyne

An old red neck town right in between McKinney and Sherman TX, mostly made up of middle and lower class people, some of the most humble people here but also the fakest, there’s a lot of old people and crazy old people with shot guns, it’s an extremely small town, everyone knows what goes around, someday it might get as big as Melissa, although I hope it doesn’t.

Person: Where do you go to school?”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”

by AmeliaIsCool June 14, 2019

Van Goghing

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.

by Solo bz January 20, 2014

Van dike

A big lesbian that acts like a man.

Shut the fuck up your a van dike

by SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK63 March 26, 2019

midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018

Start the van

Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.

This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.

User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"

by STFUNIGGA May 25, 2018

Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies

Have you seen maris work paedo van.

by Havince September 7, 2020

van tan

where you have one arm more tanned than the other, like a white van driver who always had his window down and arm out resting on the door in the sun.

Damnit, I put more fake tan on one arm than the other, its a right van tan!

by Bekarington July 26, 2015