Simi Valley

A place where things end but don't begin. A bubbleworld. A boring place. A place where the marajuiana content of the air is 2%. A shit hole. A place to either go to church or play a sport, or smoke pot till you can get out.

Simi Valley is the place where nothing bad happens, but nothing good happens either.

by Rachellethemuse September 22, 2008

Hopewell Valley

Hopewell Valley is nice suburban, sometimes rural town between Princeton and Trenton, NJ. Hopewell Valley is famous for its three municipalities, Hopewell Township, Hopewell Borough, and Pennington Borough. The Central High School is home of the Bulldogs.

Hopewell is famous for three things. The last of the hippy race, the location where General Washington crossed the Delaware River during the Revolutionary War, and one of two high schools not to have a football team until a few years ago.

Hopewell Valley is a beautiful area with trees, farms, and Washington Crossing State Park.

by Hopewell Resident June 30, 2005

Dougherty Valley High School

A school that is complete shit as teaching (white) kids and anyone who is somewhat normal. The PE teachers are pedos. Everyone's antisocial or a sjw and nobody can take anyone else who doesn't look ASIAN or INDIAN.

I hate Dougherty Valley High School.

by 2023:) October 22, 2020

Simi Valley

Simi Valley is NOT small, nor a town, as most defeinitions on here has described it. With a population of over 100,000 people, it hardy fits either category.

Simi Valley is a very safe town with low crime rates. It is a generally Conservative city in a liberal Southern California. Simi Valley has its share of morons, as shown by the people who have added incorrect definitions of their own city.

Idiot: I live in the small town of Simi Valley

Intelligent guy: Small town? What small town has 5 high schools (Simi, Royal, Santa Su, Apllo, Monte Vista), a mall, a town center, a Wall*Mart, and 4 McDonalds?

Idiot: .... I dunno

by Intelligent Simi Guy January 19, 2008

death valley driver

A maneuver used in professional wrestling. The executor sets it up by placing his opponent in a standing fireman's carry. He then proceeds to drop the user sideways so that his head crashes into the canvas. (Although taller wrestlers performing the maneuver often will flip the person over completely.)

The move was popularized in the US in the mid-90s by Louie Spicolli in ECW, although it likely was already being used in Japan.

"It almost looked like the Brooklyn Brawler had the match won, but Tommy Dreamer hit him with the Death Valley Driver, knocking him out cold."

by Lunarsight September 11, 2004

Sunrise Valley

At one time was the best elementary school in the world. It's status changed once it got rid of the ladder and dome and whole playground and replaced it with the terrible current one. Home of Troop 1313 and Pack 1313.

Sunrise valley is the best and you should really know it, we have good kids and good teachers and we really know it, we work and play and rest all day and that is how we show it, Sunrise Valley is the best and you should really know it!

by Sir Bat River February 25, 2005

East Valley

A school with hicks that smoke the reefer. If you enter the school parking lot you will witness a kid that wear a CAT hat and dc shoes doing a burn out in daddys new chevy with a lift kit.

Hick with 88 yoda: Yeaah brother lets go park in the parking lot of east valley and talk about our trucks brother!

Hick with 87 yoda: Hell yeah brother! Let me just pick up my girl and I'll be right over.

by A hick hater December 23, 2012