Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.

I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.

by The_Eggos January 5, 2015

vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast

Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!

by Abs jags October 24, 2015

vudu and vaginal

like netflix and chill, amazon and anal, and hulu and handjobs, only with a deeper intensity and freakier sexual contact

okay babe, ill stop playing these games. tonight, lets do vudu and vaginal ;)

by marshlandia July 4, 2016

vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017

vaginal delivery

The birth of a child or children through the vaginal opening of the mother.

My sister was born by vaginal delivery rather than cesarean section.

by MAGCo3 November 18, 2013

vaginal crust

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy

Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.

by Nick the Jew April 20, 2006

vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.

Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!

by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003