Vaginal Crumble

When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off

Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble

Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream

by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016

Prime Vagine

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.

lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!

by numberoneLAD August 9, 2012

Vaginal frostbite

The sober sensation of having a vimto lolly inserted into the vagina

Your ice pop gave me vaginal frostbite

by Clarkeypants October 23, 2018

vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017

vaginal delivery

The birth of a child or children through the vaginal opening of the mother.

My sister was born by vaginal delivery rather than cesarean section.

by MAGCo3 November 18, 2013

vaginal crust

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy

Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.

by Nick the Jew April 20, 2006

vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.

Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!

by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003