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Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.
I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.
by The_Eggos January 5, 2015
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Prime Vagine

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.
lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!
by numberoneLAD August 9, 2012
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vagine and dash

I went to suzys and pulled a vagine and dash
by alerpinsky April 14, 2015
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vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock
This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!
by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017
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vaginal vegitation

vaginal vegitation refers to hair around the vaginal opening.

having box hair.... non-brazilian.... no landing strip
Her vaginal vegitation was so thick it looks like she had buckwheat in a crotch lock.
by Krazy1ox March 11, 2011
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vaginal crust

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy
Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.
by Nick the Jew April 20, 2006
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vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.
Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!
by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003
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