Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies
by Havince September 07, 2020
"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.
Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!
Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!
by Van Gleason August 26, 2022
Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.
This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.
This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.
User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"
by STFUNIGGA April 12, 2018
Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.
Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.
by alcifer July 31, 2022
A car or truck operated by a hot mom. Usually caring 2 or more other hot moms of different racial varieties, on their way to the hot mom spa.
by Dante C.K December 18, 2010
A Burger Van is usually a person who cannot drive. Citizen is a resident in Dutch, he or she is a member of the Netherlands Member State.
Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.
Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.
"Have you seen that Burger Van hit the police"
"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"
"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"
"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"
"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"
by teleurgesteld January 31, 2021
When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.
by PennyScissors January 30, 2018