vampire teabag

Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.

I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.

or

Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.

by MTalos August 15, 2003

vampire unicorn

A vampire unicorn is a mix between a vampire and a unicorn. They only come out at night to suck the blood of unsuspecting victims, while jumping over rainbows. They live in candy mountain, and are on the endangered species list because meth-zombie poachers are always shooting them. It rumored that a horn from a vampire unicorn can go for as much as 6 grams of meth and 4 interracial hand jobs.

Holy shit! I just a meth addict dragging a vampire unicorn down that aly...someone call the game and fish!

by 7xwinner May 20, 2011

vampire pussy

Female that thinks she is a vampire (also known as Goth girls.) Their appearance consists of a general apathy, a pale completion, worn out fishnets, and black leather dresses.

I went to numbers to pick up some vampire pussy.

by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

Vamped

(V) Meaning to leave the scene or to quickly get out of the way. :Origin: Southern urban term used in the late 90s to early 2000s, which was later picked up by northerners who use it for stupid shit that makes southerners cringe for misusing the word.

My nigga, we saw the cops so we Vamped on their ass. Vamp leave skedaddled

by TheGiftOf December 8, 2016

Vegetarian Vampire

A useless word that has been sent out as the word of the day on Friday Nov 21st, 2008.

"We don't have any good words for today."
"Well then, let's use Vegetarian Vampire!"
"Uh...don't you think people will unsubscribe if we use something so lame?"
"Nah..."

by JamesInTO April 2, 2009

vampire diarrhea

Also known as a woman's time of the month.

Jane:
Doctor, there's blood coming out of my special place.

Dr Acula:
I may be a vampire, but you don't see flys devouring diarrhea.

Jane:
Damn you, vampire diarrhea!

by Haltdieklappeundissdenkuchen September 11, 2009

drama vampire

A subspecies of Troll that feeds off of *hugs* and drama centered around itself. The Drama Vampire must keep a steady flow of people feeling sorry for it posting, lest it dry up. Fortunately, the Drama Vampire has one thing going for it to keep it's food source strong. Every now and again one of it's prey will wise up and ask a blunt question, allowing the Drama Vampire to brand it as a traitor with which it can continuosly spawn new drama off of which to feed.

Sue sprains her ankle and blogs about being unable to walk for weeks. Joe blogs that there is no way she still cant walk. Sue sics Andy, Mary and Jose on Joe.

"Man, I took her off of my flist weeks ago. That chick is a drama vampire!"

by Silent Cartographer May 24, 2006