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A vampire unicorn is a mix between a vampire and a unicorn. They only come out at night to suck the blood of unsuspecting victims, while jumping over rainbows. They live in candy mountain, and are on the endangered species list because meth-zombie poachers are always shooting them. It rumored that a horn from a vampire unicorn can go for as much as 6 grams of meth and 4 interracial hand jobs.
Holy shit! I just a meth addict dragging a vampire unicorn down that aly...someone call the game and fish!
by unipire April 27, 2011
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