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vacation dick

A dick that you don't get too often, but is large in the moment; when you are home, ain't all that.
Yo I flew to Baltimore and had some vacation dick but dude tried to hit me up back in miami and I was like "naw."
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vacation dick

Some dick other than your boyfriends or Lovers . Something a cheating person(usually a hoe) will get while they're away from their partners .
"She went to the Caribbean and got that vacation dick ."
by Imjustaghost June 12, 2016
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vacation dick

An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.
That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016
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Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.
by Luciditi January 25, 2023
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vacation dick

A dick that is too big for Daly sex, but is very pleasurable from time to time.
Few your dick is huge, that is what you call a vacation dick.
by Dickamos June 17, 2016
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by Cderf900 June 16, 2016
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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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