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vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.
Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.
by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis
He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it
by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016
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Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head
Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!
by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023
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vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.
I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.
by Rizkaliffa June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

The dick that is so big its memorable just like a vacation
You would have to think that Shaq has vacation dick
by Dckboy June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.
"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."
by NerdKilla June 16, 2016
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Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;
Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

|l @ElonMusk % True Love % @JoshPrenot % @Tifftweeeets % @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @TuckerCarlson % @ITheyThem I|;
by @PaparazziAreRight November 28, 2022
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