A discord server for JIS Middle Schoolers. It's super active but has super crazy chat too. And there's a long ban list.
by Breadcat March 7, 2021
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A organization to help aid the negro society to achievethe goal of higher education through scolarships, grants, and financial aid. Motto-Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A organization to help aid the negro society to achievethe goal of higher education through scolarships, grants, and financial aid. Motto-Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Person 1:"YO man I need to get to college"
Person 2:"Why, do you need help? What's the problem?"
Person 1:"Those racist bastards aren't going to accept a product of the public schooling."
Person 2:"Well you can always apply for a scholarship through the United Negro College Fund"
Person 1:"Good idea because a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
(Both people smile)
Person 2:"Why, do you need help? What's the problem?"
Person 1:"Those racist bastards aren't going to accept a product of the public schooling."
Person 2:"Well you can always apply for a scholarship through the United Negro College Fund"
Person 1:"Good idea because a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
(Both people smile)
by Talk to my ass January 5, 2009
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A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.
So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.
by Leafy Greeens November 25, 2017
Get the The United States of America mug.One of the biggest clubs in the world. No, You aren't the biggest, Mancs. Says who? Messi and the rest of Barca
do. But you're the best in the UK and most successful. Feel better?
Their gaffer, although he is a legend, is also a whisky-nosed gobshite. Known to have every official in the F.A. in his lap from Mike Riley to the Northwest Counties Premier league part-time ref. Likes to look at the fourth official and tap his watch his to intimidate him, especially if Yernited are losing. Naturally, this results in a rediculous and usually unustifiable amout of extra time added, to allow United to nick a result.
Also likes to flail his arms wildly in rage and jump around like a twat if a ref does dare stand up to him and not rule in Yernited's favor, all while sipping on Heineken on the touchline.
The best player on earff (well according to Mancs, anyway) plays for them. Cristiano Ronaldo, and yes, he is class. However, he is a miserable little twit who flies through the air at the slightest touch, usually making sure he is convieniently inside the opposition box, and convieniently
when Yernited happen to be losing, in search of a penalty. In the rare event that a peno is not given, he likes to join in with his teammates in surrounding and bullying the official.
When not doing this he can be found modelling bird's clothing , crashing cars into guardrails, and sexing up the local Mancunian transvestites for cash.
Their supporters - oh my, lol. Most of them are from the following: Asia, Middle East, London, for the most part.
99.5% of them couldn't locate Manchester on a map, never mind say they have been to Old Trafford. I'm not quite sure how they even watch United, since most of them
are either huddled in mud huts or are too poor to afford a television, if you review the above locations I mentioned. Not that they're missing anything, well they aren't missing
any atmosphere by not being at O.T. cos there is none, just 70,000 different accents, none of them English, munching away on prawn sarnies.
Any attempt to slight Yernited to Yernited supporter is usually met with the good old rebuttal "How many trophies have you lot won?"
When you go to Old Trafford, you will be amazed by the lack of actual team songs that Manc fans have, other then "Glory, Glory Yernited!". Usually what you
hear are : songs about scousers, songs about Liverpool FC, songs about Hillsborough, songs about Heysel, songs about Good ol Leeds, and songs about Citeh. You will
also see numerous banners concerning those 3 clubs as well in the ground. But they aren't obsessed or bitter, no not them lot! lol.
On the topic of Hillsborough, they seem to find humor in singing about dead scousers, yet get all uptight when scousers or Leeds fans sing about Matt Busby and Munich, or when Fabian Delph made the aeroplane gesture at Oldham after scoring earlier this season. Hypocriticla much?
There you have it folks. Yernited. Doubt most people will like it, but what do you expect? I'm a leeds fan!
do. But you're the best in the UK and most successful. Feel better?
Their gaffer, although he is a legend, is also a whisky-nosed gobshite. Known to have every official in the F.A. in his lap from Mike Riley to the Northwest Counties Premier league part-time ref. Likes to look at the fourth official and tap his watch his to intimidate him, especially if Yernited are losing. Naturally, this results in a rediculous and usually unustifiable amout of extra time added, to allow United to nick a result.
Also likes to flail his arms wildly in rage and jump around like a twat if a ref does dare stand up to him and not rule in Yernited's favor, all while sipping on Heineken on the touchline.
The best player on earff (well according to Mancs, anyway) plays for them. Cristiano Ronaldo, and yes, he is class. However, he is a miserable little twit who flies through the air at the slightest touch, usually making sure he is convieniently inside the opposition box, and convieniently
when Yernited happen to be losing, in search of a penalty. In the rare event that a peno is not given, he likes to join in with his teammates in surrounding and bullying the official.
When not doing this he can be found modelling bird's clothing , crashing cars into guardrails, and sexing up the local Mancunian transvestites for cash.
Their supporters - oh my, lol. Most of them are from the following: Asia, Middle East, London, for the most part.
99.5% of them couldn't locate Manchester on a map, never mind say they have been to Old Trafford. I'm not quite sure how they even watch United, since most of them
are either huddled in mud huts or are too poor to afford a television, if you review the above locations I mentioned. Not that they're missing anything, well they aren't missing
any atmosphere by not being at O.T. cos there is none, just 70,000 different accents, none of them English, munching away on prawn sarnies.
Any attempt to slight Yernited to Yernited supporter is usually met with the good old rebuttal "How many trophies have you lot won?"
When you go to Old Trafford, you will be amazed by the lack of actual team songs that Manc fans have, other then "Glory, Glory Yernited!". Usually what you
hear are : songs about scousers, songs about Liverpool FC, songs about Hillsborough, songs about Heysel, songs about Good ol Leeds, and songs about Citeh. You will
also see numerous banners concerning those 3 clubs as well in the ground. But they aren't obsessed or bitter, no not them lot! lol.
On the topic of Hillsborough, they seem to find humor in singing about dead scousers, yet get all uptight when scousers or Leeds fans sing about Matt Busby and Munich, or when Fabian Delph made the aeroplane gesture at Oldham after scoring earlier this season. Hypocriticla much?
There you have it folks. Yernited. Doubt most people will like it, but what do you expect? I'm a leeds fan!
Leeds fan : The Mancs are singing "We all hate Leeds scum" again....
mate: are Manchester United playing Leeds in a Cup game or summat?
Leeds fan : Naw, they are just gobshites who are so bitter and obsessed with us they can't stop thinking of us
mate: ah yea, mate, figured so. dont most Mancunians support Citeh anyway?
Leeds fan: aye....
mate: are Manchester United playing Leeds in a Cup game or summat?
Leeds fan : Naw, they are just gobshites who are so bitter and obsessed with us they can't stop thinking of us
mate: ah yea, mate, figured so. dont most Mancunians support Citeh anyway?
Leeds fan: aye....
by The Mad Hatter 55 June 2, 2009
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Get the United Kingdom mug.Oh god don't get me started on the USA! It's the worst country in the world. Around 3% of them are normal people. The 97% are one or more of the following: "gangstas", racists, gang bangers, dumbasses, over patriotic! Everybody hates america! And they especially hate George Bush. He's ruined that country! Iraq, 9/11, 7/7 all because of USA!
English Representative: Hey ur from the united states of america aint ya! See we english don't speak posh and retarded like we do in ur films!
American Representative: Oh yea. Oh well i am too dumb to think your normal!
American Representative: Oh yea. Oh well i am too dumb to think your normal!
by I love a good cherry pie to munch away at! June 3, 2007
Get the united states of america mug.I hate it. The people are dicks and you can't afford anything. I'd leave if I could. If I'm so free how come I can't leave? Because I don't have any money because I refuse to lick their balls and kiss their asses. They are egomaniacs and batshit crazy people all of them. They are all retarded there are some cool ones but most are fucking idiots you wish would drop dead. They are good at pretending though but the country is full of homeless and poor people because there are no jobs and you can't survive on minimum wage. But they'd rather give you a bus ticket out then give you a job. Not that a job would matter because you can't survive on minimum wage. America is a big pile of crap I hate it I'd live in Amsterdam if I could where I could write books.
by Mehohehmeh July 31, 2009
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