Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t
“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “
“Shut up you dumb cunt”
“Shut up you dumb cunt”
by Uncle Random January 6, 2019
Get the uncle randommug. by Majin February 1, 2007
Get the Uncle Robmug. the act of wearing coveralls with no undergarments on and hanging one testicle out of a hole in the crotch area; for maximum reaction to this Arkansas ritual, one must have sufficient humidity as to ease the separation of the testes through the scrotal skin elongation process; it is advised that the performer of this act be wary of small birds that may attempt to nest on the exposed ballbag area; to apply generous amounts of sunblock when in sunlit areas; and to realize that small kids may run from your direction aghast with horror
Hey ya'll look at him, he one crazy uncle huckleberry with his pube covered walnut stickin out his pants, where he think he at, Kentucky?
by Funbags McHosehound January 27, 2011
Get the uncle huckleberrymug. noun; a uncle who happens to be better then most people. possibly gets you a tattoo, dirt bikes, fishing, camping, and feeds you.
person one: hey whose max hanging out with?
Person two: oh that, the cool uncle phil. hes shredding some gnar with him.
Person two: oh that, the cool uncle phil. hes shredding some gnar with him.
by cardiacarrest November 15, 2013
Get the the cool unclemug. a Uncle who will on a regular basis hack/take over a Niece or Nephew's facebook or twitter and post a silly status or tweet without them knowing or in more major cases hold them off while he does so long enough for his/her friends to see it
by Itonman January 13, 2011
Get the Fraping Unclemug. Uncle Flex (flex, or flexing;) Name given to an individual who possesses the characteristics of a sobriety challenged person known for behaving outrageously in public and committing leud and indecent acts.
The original Uncle Flex is rumoured to live in a small regional town in Victoria, Australia. It is estimated this man has consumed enough alcholic beverages to account for 15% of the worlds ocean volume. His drunken acts are well known and his audience is wide and diverse.
The original Uncle Flex is rumoured to live in a small regional town in Victoria, Australia. It is estimated this man has consumed enough alcholic beverages to account for 15% of the worlds ocean volume. His drunken acts are well known and his audience is wide and diverse.
"Did you see that guy throwing up on the bouncers leg, what an Uncle Flex."
"What a flex, he just done a line lock burnout in front of the cops!"
"His flexing hard tonight, thats his 24th beer, what a hardcore darish"
"What a flex, he just done a line lock burnout in front of the cops!"
"His flexing hard tonight, thats his 24th beer, what a hardcore darish"
by Tyre Iron Phil March 22, 2009
Get the Uncle Flexmug. by Bluish. brookport. town. Old. January 30, 2018
Get the Uncle Kevinmug.