Did you see that burnt twinkie that walked by?
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.
by Goldilocks7121 September 28, 2021
Get the Burnt Twinkiemug. A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.
by Ravenwolf666 August 27, 2018
Get the Twinkie Twatmug. by broncoman25 January 23, 2011
Get the twinky offmug. When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
by Mercflow September 7, 2022
Get the Texas Twinkiemug. by yoink master October 30, 2021
Get the reverse twinkiemug. Just because you don't like the creamy center doesn't mean you can't like the Twinkie.
You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.
You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.
by Crystal the Twinkie Queen April 26, 2014
Get the twinkie queenmug. "That Uber driver I teased on the way home last night came back after his last ride and turned me into a college twinkie."
by VoyeursFriend December 16, 2021
Get the College Twinkiemug.