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Jive Turkey

A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.
Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"

Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"

"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"
by C. Alice November 24, 2014
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Turkey legs

small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel
by don May 31, 2004
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Turkish sandbar

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.
Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "
by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014
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turks and caicos

best vacation spot in the carribean
we had a blast in turks and caicos
by amanda737 June 17, 2008
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wild turkey

A alcholic beverage that will make you walk side-ways, and make the ugliest girls look pretty!
I cant believe I fucked that fat chick side-ways after I drank that WILD TURKEY last night!
by Ryan B July 24, 2003
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turksmeister

A Forum Funny, and all round nice guy...(I think!)
Here's looking at you Turksmeister
by Gen. Motors July 16, 2003
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Turkey Plate

Another way of saying a man is limp-wristed or a queer. Implying that plate of turkey is too heavy for his delicate hands and wrists to sustain the weight.
How could he beat me in a fight? He's turkey plate. He may actually fuck up his own hands trying to hit me.
by DizzySpellX January 21, 2010
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