Donald Trumpet

When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.

It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

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Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

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Rusty Trumpet

Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.

"Bill always leaves a stain when we do the Rusty Trumpet", Kelly complained.

by Pango_X May 13, 2006

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ass trumpeter

Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.

Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).

Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 02, 2010

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