Trump Golf

The art of lying about anything on the golf course

Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!

by Urban humor August 24, 2017

Trump Bomb

Plastic and nonfunctioning.

The president is just like a trump bomb - fake, and doesn't work.

by GHETTOBILLY October 26, 2018

Citizen Trump

A defeated, twice impeached former president who no longer has the power to humiliate and embarrass the United States of America and its inhabitants.

Hey look! There goes Citizen Trump on his golf cart! I hope he goes over par on his own golf course.

by Chadfish January 20, 2021

The Truman show

YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.

In the Truman show, the exit is at the edge of the dome, a few miles across the water.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 8, 2021

drop a trump

the act of defecation

Excuse me for a minute i need to go to the bathroom and drop a trump

by dr gonzoid December 29, 2018

donald trump

some big idiot the color of a navel orange who became president to promote his MAGA hats for rednecks.

one of the biggest consumers in the spray tan industry is the man himself, Donald Trump.

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

Trumpchump

Anyone who voted for Trump making less than $10 million a year.

Only after they privatized Social Security and Medicare and he was dying homeless did John finally realize he was a Trumpchump.

John realized he was trumpchumped when his Obamacare ended and he could not afford medical care for his dying wife.

by Iwitnesshistory December 1, 2016