drought trout

the act of turning off the water to a toliet, flushing out what's in the bowl, and leaving a big steamy dump for your roommate to find. practical joke, a.k.a. dry bowl.

"i wanted payback on pete for owning me last saturday so i gave him a drought trout"

by vinny the fireman May 08, 2007

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Trouts mouth

When inspecting one's japs eye, sometimes it can remind one of a trout opening it's mouth, hence, trouts mouth.

My trouts mouth is burning like fuck.

by welshowen November 18, 2010

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Speckled trout

A nasty dick covered in herpes sores.

Dude, she messed with that guy. He has a bad speckled trout!

by IrishTexan January 06, 2009

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Trout Buffer

A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.

Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!

by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013

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Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...

Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!

by ChocolateEmu September 11, 2010

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