Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Tromboner

The scientific word for a trombone

James: “Hey did you hear that Sam started playing trombone?”

Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”

by jewphonium October 12, 2022

Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.

I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.

by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022

Trombone

The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.

"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"

"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"

by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022

Trombone

A low brass instrument. Uses a slide to change pitch. The best instrument in a orchestra.

The trombone is awesome!

by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021

Playing the trombone

Blow job

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."

by WitchMD November 10, 2024

Trombone

The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.

Person 1: "I play trombone!"

Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"

by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025