trapeeze

Looking at a femal from behind - at the closest visible point to her vagina - you will see a gap between her inner thighs. Draw an imaginary horizontal line along the gap and draw one along each thigh. If you connect all lines, you'll end up with a trapezoid shape(trapeeze). The bigger the gap, the bigger the trapeeze. Trapeezes are messured in male fingers. In order to determine trapeeze, just guess and / or try how many of your fingers would fit the gap.

Rolls: Yo dude check her out, she has a huge gap between her thighs!

Royce: Yeah man, that's at lease a two finger trapeeze! I'd totally do her!

by I serve you cock au champagne February 28, 2011

tape out

The reason why circuit designers can't get laid.

Jeff - "You gonna get some this weekend?"
Kevin - "No, can't I have tape out."

by CharlieSodini October 7, 2007

rape tape

Alternate name for duct tape.

origin: Icelandic: "nauðgarateip" ("rapist-tape")

"For a touring drummer a nice big roll of rape tape usually comes in handy."

by useful knowledge August 22, 2009

taper

A type of haircut. white folks look stupid with them.

Who told that white boy to get a taper.

by gregory June 9, 2003

Bass tape

Another way of saying "@$$ rape." Seen in one episode of Reno 911! where the visitor phone was out of order thus calling for a game of charades to describe the inmate's jail time experience. The police woman got to "Bass Tape," but no further.

John: Man, I heard you were in the joint for a while!
Luke: Yeah...
John: D'ya get bass taped?
Luke: Say wha?
John makes an obscene gesture implying nonconsentual buttshecks.
Luke: Oh... Sick b@st@rd.

by KillerKitsune October 9, 2008

duck tape

Duck tape is NOT a mispronounciation of duct tape. Duck tape is the original name of the tape from when it was first invented and used by the military. Only, when people started using duck tape to repair ducts, it got the name duct tape.

Duck tape sucks for repairing ducts because it falls off after a while. The officially recommended tape for repairing ducts is foil tape.

Duck tape is used in movies extremely often. A few examples:
- Panic Room
- American Pie: The Wedding
- Frailty

The comic boot error has a healthy obsession with duck tape!

by Bloopy April 1, 2006

Taped

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

by AnctRome September 8, 2013