Golden Towers

Tall Russian twin hookers that urinate on Donald Trump

Did you see those Golden Towers? I hear they are Ivanka Trump's cousins.

by Far East Texas Tamale January 11, 2017

Triffel Tower

When three dudes are banging three girls from the back and they three-way high five. Similar to an Eiffel Tower but one more couple.

The orgy was a success! We made a Triffel Tower!

by [e-mail] March 05, 2023

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

Tension Tower

A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.

Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'

Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'

Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'

by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009

Trump Tower

A 21st century take on the infamous Hooverville shanties of the Great Depression era. These aren’t as extravagant as their predecessors because of the Trump Flu and mandatory minimums for being homeless. Also used to refer to private prisons at the adoption of inmates lucky enough to receive government sponsored food and shelter.

Billy: LOL Todd, can’t believe they sent your dad to Trump Tower for 25 to life!
Todd: Fuck you Billy, Biden stole the election and you care more about black people than you do about America.
Billy: Can’t believe he set fire to that OTHER Trump Tower in D.C. to distract from the real insurrection LOL.

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

Smack Tower

Smack tower is the place (likely council flats) where you know there's hella drugs.

"Greezo" geez those flats look banged up.
"Deano" yeah it's probs a smack tower.

by ReesesBeefus April 26, 2019

Tower slide

When a destiny player has nothing else to do in the game therefore they begin to slide around the social space, the Tower. Often mistaken for playing the game.

I've just handed in all my bounties for the day, now I'm bored I shall tower slide around to waste time and pretend I'm playing the game.

by Kore March 28, 2017