Total Karl

A total Karl is a new-age modification of the hot karl by which three men defecate on the face of their partner while a fourth man defecates on her ass, all simoutaneously

There must be a strategic placing of the body for this to be effective.
the partner must be on her back with her legs almost behind her head.

subtracting any amount of members gives it a new title
3 men on the face, one on the ass = total Karl
2 men on the face, one on the ass = Half Karl
1 man on the face, one on the ass = Quarter Karl
subtracting the man defecating on the ass returns this move to a Hot Karl

"dude, my dad told me your mom was the life of the party last night. Him and some of the guys from his softball team gave her a Total Karl"

by cockjarvis November 2, 2009

Totalcock

Title acheived through acts of extreme manly stupidity.

Guy drunkenly walks bare footed through camp fire
Woman (unimpressed) : 'Wow, you are totalcock'
Guy (thinking he is awesome) : 'I know, thanks'

by eMsCherryDarling December 17, 2009

Tobally

Its a word that you never say, or never mean to say. When you say it your are embarrassed and hang your head over the shoulders of the person writing this definition. Holy cow Tim is laughing on the floor. And Donald just passed out for the eight time tonight. Tobally is the new awesome. Use it whenever you're drinking or going to the bathroom. Tobally sweet.

Oh my goy sweet joke.

Tobally amazing.

Alex just fell asleep on the floor
Tobally.

by Jeah Jeah mmmm Jeah November 13, 2010

totalist

Know it all, and never wrong. Black and white perception of truth. No gray zone.

Fireworks are Phyrotechnics, they are the same. To a totalist person, they are different. One is for public use the other for a big event

by chatita77 January 16, 2011

Totalitopian

Poverty-free, disease-free and prosperous (A.K.A. "perfect") state, only that everything is regulated by the government. See paradox.

There is only one requirement to be a citizen of a totalitopian nation: give up your free will.

by Glemy-sama January 4, 2012

total return

Round trip (Canadian)

My flight price is $499 total return with taxes and fees.

by Dude1981 October 17, 2013

totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk

Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.

by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014