Tool

One whom doesn't grasp reality.
Constantly requires attention, but in negative ways.
Distant from reality.
Queer, homosexual, possible transexual.

Handz couldn't grasp figure out why his girl friend would meet an older guy at the beach late at night, what a tool.

by hiddenvalleyranch April 30, 2009

Tool

Slang word for gun

Yo blud that kid got merked with a tool by that light skinned

by Skenydo September 18, 2017

tool

Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.

Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!

by mrbrain December 16, 2011

tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser.

kamil radecki is a major tool.

by fatcupcake July 26, 2010

Tool

A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.

Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!

by Toolhater4444 December 3, 2009

tool

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

by Around Uranus February 9, 2013

tool

One who believes they are informed but are in fact being used either by society or mass media

A wigger ; Anyone who is a fan of britney spears ; a hammer; Someone who only owns clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch , American eagle, or hot topic; Goths; people who hang out at malls.tools

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009