Frank Thomas

A bad-ass baseball player of the Chicago White Sox.

Man Frank Thomas sure can nail an opponent. He enjoy making teams look bad.

Frank Thomas' famous quote about Michael Jordan joining the White Sox in 1993.

"The next person who asks me about Michael Jordan, I'm kicking that person's ass!"

by Saints February 08, 2005

Frank Iero

Guitarist of alternative band My Chemical Romance. Former lead singer of Pencey Prep.
Engaged to girlfriend, Jamia. So he can't have your babies.

Fangirl: oMgZ frAnK iErO iS SaAWWWWwwwW haWT!
Human with brain: Stfu.

by dancingthroughsunday October 29, 2005

Frank Zappa

A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.

Frank Zappa was a genius

by DonH October 03, 2003

Frank Iero

Frank Anthony Thomas Iero Pricolo Jr.
My Hero.One of the kindest human beings on the planet.He's pretty much made of win!

Kim:Did you see that Leathermouth show last night?
Bob: Hell yeah!Frank Iero kicks major ass!
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by aleesha is alisha September 29, 2009

Portland Frank

The act of pulling out ones penis and squirting mustard on it, thus resembling a hot dog. A bun can be added to increase the effect.

Scott- "I was totally wasted last night and my friend said that I had even performed a portland frank. I said no way and un zipped my pants, only to find mustard stains."

Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night."

by SBtheBoss June 18, 2011

Getting Franked

When your significant other gets a hot dog/sausage off the stove and sneaks up behind you and slides it up your butthole.

Mr. Rocha was making hot dogs and didn't realize he was getting Franked by Jasmine until the thumb.

by Hammerhead250 November 01, 2020

Sloppy Frank

When a midget fist pumps his bosses knob which splats on the ceiling requiring him to use a trampoline to tongue clean the ceiling while fist fucking his own ass.

You gotta watch them midgets they are always ready to perform a sloppy Frank!!!

by Line Freak May 16, 2021