Frank Thomas

A bad-ass baseball player of the Chicago White Sox.

Man Frank Thomas sure can nail an opponent. He enjoy making teams look bad.

Frank Thomas' famous quote about Michael Jordan joining the White Sox in 1993.

"The next person who asks me about Michael Jordan, I'm kicking that person's ass!"

by Saints February 7, 2005

Frank Iero

Guitarist of alternative band My Chemical Romance. Former lead singer of Pencey Prep.
Engaged to girlfriend, Jamia. So he can't have your babies.

Fangirl: oMgZ frAnK iErO iS SaAWWWWwwwW haWT!
Human with brain: Stfu.

by dancingthroughsunday November 11, 2005

Frank Zappa

A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.

Frank Zappa was a genius

by DonH October 3, 2003

Frank Iero

Frank Anthony Thomas Iero Pricolo Jr.
My Hero.One of the kindest human beings on the planet.He's pretty much made of win!

Kim:Did you see that Leathermouth show last night?
Bob: Hell yeah!Frank Iero kicks major ass!
herosexymarriedrhythm guitaristlead singerleathermouthmy chemical romance

by aleesha is alisha September 29, 2009

Portland Frank

The act of pulling out ones penis and squirting mustard on it, thus resembling a hot dog. A bun can be added to increase the effect.

Scott- "I was totally wasted last night and my friend said that I had even performed a portland frank. I said no way and un zipped my pants, only to find mustard stains."

Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night."

by SBtheBoss June 18, 2011

Getting Franked

When your significant other gets a hot dog/sausage off the stove and sneaks up behind you and slides it up your butthole.

Mr. Rocha was making hot dogs and didn't realize he was getting Franked by Jasmine until the thumb.

by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

Frank Iero

Frank Iero is probably on of the best guitarist walking on this earth right now, besides he is really hot. Frank Iero has really amazing tattoos all over his body, im surprised that he has room for more. Frank Iero has the best twitter account out there. Frank may be short but he is very energetic and can be quiet dangerous, especially on stage . Even tho he is hot he can be very cute and adorable. Frank was part of a band called my chemical romance but sadly that's over, but he have made a successful solo career.

Person 1: who is the best person in the world?

Person 2: Josh Du-

Person 3: FRANK IERO !!!!!

by DYLANxSKYLAR November 9, 2018