School food is motherfucking awful and with every scoop of slop you move closer to fucking and it taste like eating filthy asshole
Hey Brad do you like school food? Fuck no you dumbass bitch. That stuff tastes like ass farts in your mouth
by Wienerface buttsex December 09, 2016
An imaginary category of "forbidden" food, envisioned in the feverish dreams of Clay Higgins' (@RepClayHiggins) psychic fourth wife, as related in his dystopian diatribe on 10/23/2020. Probably includes MREs & Beanie Weenies, but not authentic Ramen.
"Last night, she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home, seizing guns, knives, *unauthorized foods,* and stored water.
by Hondo/VehementRedhead October 24, 2020
by Gourmet Mike January 28, 2012
when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.
I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
by mahsita69 December 03, 2009
by webby September 18, 2003
1. The act of denying someone your leftover food.
2. Refusing to share your food with someone even though you aren't going to eat it and plan on throwing it away.
2. Refusing to share your food with someone even though you aren't going to eat it and plan on throwing it away.
Example 1:
Person 1 - Hey man, are you gonna finish that?
Person 2 - No, but you can't have it cuz you've already eaten enough food to feed 3 people. You are cut off!
Person 1 - You are such a food block...
Example 2:
Dude, I'm so hungry! Stop food blocking me and let me eat your leftover food!
Person 1 - Hey man, are you gonna finish that?
Person 2 - No, but you can't have it cuz you've already eaten enough food to feed 3 people. You are cut off!
Person 1 - You are such a food block...
Example 2:
Dude, I'm so hungry! Stop food blocking me and let me eat your leftover food!
by The Richmond, VA Man Vs. Food March 15, 2011
taking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell.
Ever since my buddy got onto the healthy lifestyle/cooking from scratch band wagon, all of his status updates have been strictly food porn.
by AlatarielArtanis September 28, 2010