Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.

I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.

by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014

The Raemi Theory

The theory that all modern day life originated from the distanf planet Rae. The Raemi peoples set forth on their voyage in the year 609, and projected their landing on our solar systems Sun. However, tragedy struck when the Sun flared, and their ships were subverted into a crash landing on Earth. The Raemi peoples lost most of their advanced resources, and were forced to adapt and evolve into the modern day human.

“Have you heard of the Raemi Theory? It’s, like, totally rad, dude!”

by Skajya June 18, 2021

Kesler's Theory

Within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Through the fusion of two atomic masses the universes within them collide to form one greater though unstable universe. Through division one atomic mass is split and so splits the universe within it into two smaller but much more stable universes. The universes within atomic masses lie dormant until either fusion or division.

If we assume that Kesler's Theory is true then we can also assume that the Big Bang Theory is also true and was the result of the fusion of two atomic masses in another universe.

by yugeryy January 22, 2022

Racepiracy Theory

When the only answer as to why something bad is happening, or has happened, to a minority group is that the evil white men control everything.

Marvin was out there telling everyone his Racepiracy Theory again. Those secret evil white guy overlords must be some real bad dudes.

by Corporal America June 17, 2020

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005

contiguity theory

A metastate in which every surface including discrete surfaces that is contiguous (continuous) is also mathematically closed (conformal).

Stipulates a bijective (co-imperative contingent (cotingent)) relationship between contiguity and conformalism.

Ie. Bijectivity stipulates conformalism as well as the converse.

Contiguity theory propounds a conversal (bidirectional in position (space)) stipulatory relationship between bijectivity and conformalism.

That is to say: bijectivity stipulates conformalism and conformalism stipulates bijectivity.

by sandraxine November 26, 2018

The Theory of Cougartivity

1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.

2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.

3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.

4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.

Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?

Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?

Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!

Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.

Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.

by The Cougar Hunter of Las Vegas October 13, 2013