Todd is 243 years of age.
He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
Join Toddism or your heart is going to be eaten by todd in the middle of night.
Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long
He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
Join Toddism or your heart is going to be eaten by todd in the middle of night.
Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long
Person 1 Have you heard of todd?
Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G
Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?
Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..
*Todd arrives*
TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION
Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE
Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----
Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G
Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?
Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..
*Todd arrives*
TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION
Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE
Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----
by Zowl November 12, 2021
Get the Toddmug. Todd:
1: Noun
Person, object, or place that is immaculate in every way possible
2: Noun
A particular background character that many people worship
1: Noun
Person, object, or place that is immaculate in every way possible
2: Noun
A particular background character that many people worship
by Wingwongwingwong November 24, 2020
Get the Toddmug. A person that usually can’t get laid and was deprived as a child. Is usually super awkward in public. He/she wants to communicate with people but is too uncultured to do so.
by Daniel Desario January 10, 2022
Get the Pee Pee Toddmug. Todd is a white guy name, that is fine for a last name but for a first name there is always a little something about him that you wonder. He could be good looking or just average, you may wonder if he's looking you up before and after you meet just a little too much. He may have nice eyes that are safe. He may be a comedian. He may be gender-fluid. He may be a stockbroker or teacher. He's usually not an athlete.
He may spike his hair with gel and probably will be a good listener. You should ask his middle name.
He may spike his hair with gel and probably will be a good listener. You should ask his middle name.
by I watch people souls November 23, 2021
Get the Toddmug. Todd was not finished being made .
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman
Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.
Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .
Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman
Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.
Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .
Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
by Luciferiq November 25, 2021
Get the Toddmug. an awkward friend that is quiet most of the time, slightly overweight, also bi sexual most of the time
that Todd is so bisexual
by mike neily May 6, 2018
Get the toddmug. by bigboybob489 July 29, 2023
Get the Todd Edwardsmug.