Inquadextal Step

A complicated way of saying piss kink.

“Hey David, I found out my friend has an inquadextal step.”

“Ew… TMI bro.”

by Beckhamdotexe June 6, 2022

STEP•WIZE

A sense of longing or yearning for a past experience or time, even while in the present moment. A term used to describe an exceptional and memorable gathering or celebration, characterized by excitement, fun, and high energy.

Example 1: "Everyone had a great time at step•wize, with many saying it was the best party on earth."

by hahaaaaaaaa January 31, 2023

mayonnaise stepping

The sexual act of rubbing mayonnaise on your balls and having your partner step on them.

Hey hun wanna do some mayonnaise stepping tonight?

by Ibreaststroke October 1, 2018

Step sib

the friend who isn’t a brother or a sister but a step brother or sister (you don’t fuck your siblings but you’ll fuck a step sibling)

*Also called a Step Mom(my) or Dad(day)

You’re my favorite Step Sibling !

by Wreck Ralph October 6, 2017

Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.

Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

Door-Stepping

To force entry and assault.

Someone should think about door-stepping that low-life.

by LastRationale September 29, 2018